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Kseniya Alexandrovna
Kseniya Alexandrovnaдәйексөз келтірді10 жыл бұрын
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
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Kseniya Alexandrovna
Kseniya Alexandrovnaдәйексөз келтірді10 жыл бұрын
What is the longest word in the English language? “Smiles”. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!
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Kseniya Alexandrovna
Kseniya Alexandrovnaдәйексөз келтірді10 жыл бұрын
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,“Got any fresh fruit?” “No.” “Got any fresh vegetables?” “No. We have only canned and dry goods.” The next day, the duck returns. “Got any fresh fruit?” “No.” “Got any fresh vegetables?” “No. I told you yesterday, we have only canned and dry goods. If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same question, I’ll nail your flippers to the floor.” On the 3rd day, the duck walks in and asks, “Got any nails?” “No.” “Got any fresh fruit?”
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Kseniya Alexandrovna
Kseniya Alexandrovnaдәйексөз келтірді10 жыл бұрын
The difference between dogs and cats. A dog thinks, “Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They must be gods!” A cat thinks, “Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… I must be a god!”
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Kseniya Alexandrovna
Kseniya Alexandrovnaдәйексөз келтірді10 жыл бұрын
A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said, “You cannot do this, I’m a congressman!” The thief said, “In that case, give me my money!”
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Kseniya Alexandrovna
Kseniya Alexandrovnaдәйексөз келтірді10 жыл бұрын
“What’s worse than finding a maggot in an apple?” “Finding half a maggot!
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Kseniya Alexandrovna
Kseniya Alexandrovnaдәйексөз келтірді10 жыл бұрын
I have good news and bad news”, the defence lawyer[43] says to his client. “What’s the bad news?” The lawyer says: “Your blood matches the DNA[44] found at the murder scene.[45]” “Dammit![46]” cries the client. “What’s the good news?” “Well,” the lawyer says. “Your cholesterol is down to 140.”
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Арина М.
Арина М.дәйексөз келтірді11 ай бұрын
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?
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Елена М.
Елена М.дәйексөз келтірді2 жыл бұрын
* * * Joe: I love you. I love you. Won’t you be my wife? Jess: You must see mama first. Joe: I have seen her several times, but I love you just the same.
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Данил Панов
Данил Пановдәйексөз келтірді5 жыл бұрын
Mother (in a low tone): Tommy, your grandfather is very sick. Can’t you say something nice to him to cheer him a bit? Tommy: Grandfather, wouldn’t you like to have soldiers at your funeral
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