кітабынан сөз тіркестері  Самые лучшие английские анекдоты / The Best English Jokes

– David, your ideas are like diamonds. – You mean they are so valuable? – No, I mean they are so rare.

It takes[14] 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Save trees! Say no to exams!

Boy: Our principal[13] is so stupid. Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: I am the principal’s daughter. Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No. Boy: Good. (Walks away).

Teacher to doctor’s daughter: Your grades are terrible! I shall send for your father! The doctor’s daughter: Think twice, teacher. Daddy always charges 50 dollars for each visit.

Men go shopping[11] to find what they want… Women go shopping to find out[12] what they want.

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What is dirty after washing? – Your bath water.
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Student: Brain is like Bermuda triangle[3] – information goes in and then it is never found again.

I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.[17]

I can put up with that