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Yan Bratovich
Dancing on Coffins
Black comedy
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© Yan Bratovich, 2018
Harold Hoffman is a head of funeral home. Hoffman and his comical colleagues decide that it is necessary to increase the number of orders for coffins and a funeral. They want to increase death rate in the city. The journalist Julia Shweetner understands — this group of psychopaths threatens her city and fight against them.
ISBN 978-5-4483-8889-7
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Contents
- Dancing on Coffins
EXT. MINNEAPOLIS — CITY ROAD — DAY
An old black JEEP with a coffin strapped to the roof makes its way down the road, following a stream of cars.
EXT. BANK — DAY
Coming out of the bank, a fat rat runs out onto the road, the Jeep closing in on it, running it over.
INT. JEEP — DAY
Four people sit. At the wheel, HAROLD HOFFMAN (31), tall and thin dressed in a long black overcoat; head of funeral home “HON”. On his neck hangs a thick silver chain with a tiny silver coffin pendant.
On the passenger side sits HITCH (22), an albino with a bitter face, dressed in a black shirt and a black suit.
In the back we see HAZONE (36) and HUMPBACKED SILLY (38). HAZONE, a typical skin headed goon in a black polo neck and jacket holding a shovel, ready to dig a grave. HUMPBACKED SILLY, is literally a humpbacked man with a silly look on his face, disheveled hair, dressed in a black vest and old grey sweater.
HITCH
We squashed that rat!
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