We imagine what the most powerful man in the Galactic Empire reads in his free time.
All these years, Vader was just thinking, "How do I get Palpatine off my damn back?!" This book would have taight him how to do just that.
Fire Your Boss
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Fire Your Boss
172
We reckon the title alone would have inspired Darth Vader to pick up this book. But the positive message and the art to happiness might make him hurl it across the room. Andy Cope and Andy Whittaker dishes out solid principles and advice to ensure you focus on what you’re good at and become super brilliant both at work and at home (see what we mean by throwing the book across the room?).
Well in any case, this is one book Vader really needs to read.
Well in any case, this is one book Vader really needs to read.
The Art of Being Brilliant
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The Art of Being Brilliant
166
Irresponsible Government examines how the current Canadian government checks against the founding principles of responsible government established by the Fathers of Confederation in 1867, and how it has kind of.... not done so well. Perhaps this could be either a wake up call for the dark lord in terms of improving his Imperial Senate? Or will the government ever see democracy?
Irresponsible Government
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Irresponsible Government
80
Basically a science-fiction novel for Darth Vader. No such thing as a fair society in the Imperial Senate.
A Philosophy for a Fair Society
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A Philosophy for a Fair Society
29
And another terrible man, terrible leader and terrible years under his ruling. We wouldn't be surprised if these dictators were inspiration for Vader's reign of terror.
The Rise and Fall of Adolf Hitler
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The Rise and Fall of Adolf Hitler
123
This book is definitely not for Vader himself, but for him to slip to his associates when he's had enough of their incompetent nonsense.
Why Do Smart People Make Such Stupid Mistakes?
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Why Do Smart People Make Such Stupid Mistakes?
161
Why should we be interested in the galaxy in the first place, and—with such a restricted viewpoint—how can we ever hope to learn anything about it? These questions are addressed in this book, which draws on an eclectic heritage of science, philosophy, mysticism, poetry and fiction.
The Promethean Galaxy
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The Promethean Galaxy
10
You have to read the greats to be one of the greats. Darth Vader obviously wants to go down in history.
100 Great Military Leaders
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100 Great Military Leaders
63
We can already think of the list of people he would want gone from his life. Permanently.
Make Difficult People Disappear
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Make Difficult People Disappear
69